vinebox:

When a scooter karate chops your ankle

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you pushing out the fart

then you realize it aint fart

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harrystears:

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

the truest words ever spoken

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

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judas no

I Killed a Spider in One Try!

The blood of my enemy bathes my walls as a crimson reminder of my great victory.

behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.