My sister was in the hospital last week so I made her this card, because she’s also a stucky shipper. She’s better now. I couldn’t find an exact source for those flower crown images so if you know them I’ll post them. Bath image by tenshi-no-hikari.

My sister was in the hospital last week so I made her this card, because she’s also a stucky shipper. She’s better now. I couldn’t find an exact source for those flower crown images so if you know them I’ll post them. Bath image by tenshi-no-hikari.

these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"
Anonymous

geeburieru:

incogneeco:

whiteoppression:

famphic:

anthotny:

postracialcomments:

lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

Lmao!
How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

how can i be racist? i love Asia so much!
i like karaoke and China and K-pop and such
in fact, i hate that i’m white with such passion
i wish i was Japanese so i could wear some Shibuya fashion!

fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: Elisa
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: clyde jr.
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my nephew idk, who gets mad at a 6 year old?
4. what was your first job? babysitter

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? i try to block that stuff out
6. do you miss your ex? don’t have one
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white
8. do people praise you for your looks? no, only that i look really young
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? green
10. how do you wear your makeup? i don’t wear any
11. what are some of your nicknames? never got one
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 3 why?
13. how many bathrooms? are you planning on robbing me why do you need this information?
15. do you have a car? kinda
16. do you work out every week? i try to
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yes
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? i’ve never kissed anyone so no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? do elementary school pageants count?
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? rash guard and bikini bottom (like reggie from rocket power)
21. do you like your eyes? yes.
22. do you think you are pretty? i think i’m okay, but boys think otherwise
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? my sister
24. how much money in your bank account? okay now you’re definitely trying to steal my identity or something.
25. are you single? yes
26. do you want kids? idk
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: covered it cute animals
28. which celebrity do you think is hot? Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, a bunch of others
29. last movie you saw in theaters: dawn of the planet of the apes
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? never dated
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? never dated
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? no
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? sleep, draw, go birding
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? my nephew as a baby shooed my dog away from me and said, “no Chinto that’s my Elisa”
36: who was the last person you texted? my mom
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 0
38: how do you look right now? biker shorts and tan t-shirt

39: who/what first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? … on a Two-way Street, Lost on a lonely Highway

I have this problem…

where i obsess over guys (famous or not) as a form of escapism from no one actually liking me, and then when they find a girlfriend I get physically ill and feel like they just broke up with me. Like other people get so happy for couples…I rarely ever feel happy for them. Then I throw a tantrum that everyone should be alone like me.

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

mishasminions:

THIS SHOULDN’T BE SO EROTIC

i thought I was the only one!