When a scooter karate chops your ankle
when you pushing out the fart
then you realize it aint fart
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
the truest words ever spoken
The blood of my enemy bathes my walls as a crimson reminder of my great victory.
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus