i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
the truest words ever spoken
The blood of my enemy bathes my walls as a crimson reminder of my great victory.
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus
Vine by: Barkleythepom
Everyone should see this.
Today’s Junior Scientist Power Hour is all about ladies and their weird periods! What are periods? We don’t really know. But you can always tell when a woman is on her period because she has opinions that men don’t like, and sometimes they get mad!
It’s not like women get mad any other times, or that even if a woman is on her period, you should still listen to the words she says and not write them off as “crazy uterus talk”